3/17/2010 10:15:52 AM From: EatMyBubbles This one is pretty personal, but it's a normal thing for people to go through, so I'll tell it. About a year after I had my son I went to a Proctologist because of some 'roids that were giving me issues. It's normal for pregnant women to get them, so shut up.
Anyway, I guess/hope it's something they do to most everyone, which is get a sample of.. whatever it is they are sampling, inside the butt. To make sure they get what they need, they must stick a metal (I can't see what's going on back there, so bare with me) rod like tool up your butt. That's the best I can describe it.
It wasn't like it was horrible, but I was unaware that this was going to be done. So, I gave a little startle, and yes, it was uncomfortable. So the lady asks;
"Are you okay?"
And I reply with "Yeah, I'm fine. It's just been awhile."
She gave a giggle and I did a mental "omg.. I did NOT just say that!" |  |
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3/17/2010 10:23:30 AM From: eddo OMG EMB!!! LMAO!!!
the one that comes right to mind was one morning at work somebody threw something away the day before that had the place smelling just awful. So I let out a "hoo wee, what died in here?"
and around the corner came one of my best friends who was back at work for the first time after her mother died.
I felt horrible.  |  |
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| 3/17/2010 10:29:45 AM From: Chi lol@both those stories. There have been quite a few of those moments for me, but I can't recall specific ones at the moment. Hmm...will have to get back at this one... |  |
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3/17/2010 11:46:30 AM From: Hack not something I said so much as something I did
I had a hernia, and before going to my doctor I read an article about a guy who went in for hernia surgery and came out missing one testicle... I took the article in to my doctor and showed him, he laughed and told me to take in in to the surgeon.
so, O.K., I am in the surgeons office and show him the article. and he laughed.
sitting naked on the table he suddenly reaches out with two fingers and flips my nuts...
he looks me in the eye and says "I had to make sure you had 2 going in" |  |
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3/17/2010 11:48:29 AM From: Hack I will never take another funny article into the doctor again
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| 3/17/2010 1:15:29 PM From: Chi lol... | |
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3/17/2010 1:15:46 PM From: Chi you know you liked it, Hack | |
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| 3/18/2010 5:37:06 AM From: MrsK lol! These are hysterically funny! |  |
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3/18/2010 6:43:06 AM From: mercury I don't usually notice, myself... Good thing I still have my mother around to point out what I *really* meant by whatever casual comment has most recently offended her deeply.
examples:
#1. I mention to her that I had dinner somewhere other than a restaurant, my own home, or hers, and happen to mention that the food was not just edible, but very good. Translation: Mom serves crap that induces vomiting and if we fed any of her food to the dog, it would puke, too.
#2. I request that family contact me directly to keep me informed of family events and news instead of relying on the grapevine.
Translation: Mom is incompetent, brain dead and an airhead that can't be trusted to pass along important info because she's old and must have Alzheimer's or a severe case of CRS. (She's dead accurate on this translation! LOL I got left out of the loop a few times for events that I would have liked to attend, only to find out I already missed it, because I was told about it after the fact... so instead of bitching about it, I fixed the malfunction.)
I could probably add to this all day and still have more!  |  |
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| 3/18/2010 12:28:37 PM From: Kethria One of my coworkers was standing with us in the hallway and we were all bemoaning the fact that we had crappy deadlines, and he said loudly "Ah well, at least we still have our health..." right in front of the office of the scientist that had stage 3 breast cancer. Ooops... |  |
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| 3/18/2010 3:39:00 PM From: whogo People with cancer are usually annoying. | |
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| 3/18/2010 6:11:45 PM From: whogo That happened to me once...right after I said "I do". | |
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| 3/18/2010 7:08:41 PM From: MrsK I always figured after I died Iwouldbe free from Whugo. But now I know for certain... He will be with me in hell, too. Lol | |
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| 3/18/2010 7:24:57 PM From: EatMyBubbles Joking around with my boyfriend I called him a "mother-fuker" in front of his mother. I didn't mean to do it, but the look on their faces were priceless. | |
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| 3/22/2010 8:41:48 AM From: eddo kentucky folks just don't get humor like that EMB... | |
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| 3/22/2010 8:59:45 AM From: EatMyBubbles Tell me about it. There was the time I call my brother a "little N*gger" in front of my sister's boyfriend who is half black. But, I didn't mean anything by it. He was a little shocked, but didn't say anything. I wouldn't have even remembered he was in the backseat if my mother hadn't made a huge production out of the whole thing. | |
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| 3/23/2010 6:13:23 PM From: Ali LOL! I can't think of any at the moment, but when I do I'll post it. |  |
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