Dead accurate, except... Who stole my stripper boobs?

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Dead accurate, except... Who stole my stripper boobs?

Have you looked up your name on UrbanDictionary yet?

If not you should... and if you already have, did they have anything good to say?

Here's mine:

1. kelly
the coolest person you will ever meet. may be irish or canadian but who the frack cares cause canadians are pretty fracking sweet

Person 1:yo its kelly, she's awesome brah.
Person 2: yeah i know man. she's from canada!

2. Kelly
The most wonderful girl I will ever meet, she's pretty, smart, kind, funny....I could go on forever! I love her and she doesn't even know it...Definately the coolest person in the world.

"See her? That's Kelly she's the coolest person ever!"

3. Kelly

A person of extreme physical attractiveness, with the eyes of a goddess, hair of a model, and the breasts of a stripper.
Verb- To sway, or walk in a way that makes males sweat.

"Damn, I wish my girlfriend was a Kelly."
"I couldn't help myself. She Kellied passed me and I fell in love."

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2/8/2010 12:39:50 PM From: emkay64 Leanna Extremely attractive girl who can give a guy a hard-on in about 30 seconds, has a nice backside. Can usually be found at parties or just chillinâ��. dayummm that leanna girl be fine as hell! A girl who is amazingly gorgeous, nice ass, normal size boobs, green eyes, and can give a guy a hard on in about 30 seconds. she's great in bed, little freaky, and is always at parties. booty, party, green, gorgeous, freaky, LeAnna An Ancient Mythical Beast in moose form. Which was transformed by the gods into a beautiful women. The mythical beast had three heads and its rarist form was bald. Did you see that show last night about the mythical three headed moose they code named it leanna !?!?! ---------------------- The moose part is bizarre.


2/8/2010 12:45:29 PM From: mercury Which head gets the eye?


2/8/2010 12:55:50 PM From: emkay64 ^^^^hmmmmm so confusing....and do the other two just have fleshy faces...no eyes? I'm going to have nightmares.


2/8/2010 1:27:09 PM From: BCAR #1 One who which is drop dead sexy has a massive penis and will punch anyone out who pisses him off. Also bill has ill skillz in everything. Most people know him as a balla. #2 The most amazing guy ever. Seriously sweet, hilarious, so loving his girlfriend has no idea what to do with herself. He's the best person she's ever had the pleasure of being close to. He may be a bit jealous at times but it doesn't matter because he's got a ton of really good qualities. A Bill likes long relationships and is very good at knowing how to keep his girl. He makes you feel confident and able to be yourself around him. He has the ability to calm others. Super silly (: but always my favorite. #3 One word says it all: SuperAwesomeAmazingFantasticTerrificBestPersonEverFantabulousANDDDbetterthanrichard "Ahh Bill I hate you! Why do you always have to be better than me?!" Cried the poor lonely richard who was sadly playing with his iPhone.


2/8/2010 1:52:35 PM From: Ali 1) One known for her sexual prowess She was so good in bed I actually thought she was a prostitute...turns out she was just an alicia. 2) an AMAZING girl with AMAZING boobs. usually a brunette. has a lot of fun, and is a happy person. is usually pretty confusing, and very VERY flirty. guy 1: Alicia is so HOT. guy 2: Yeah, I know, and her TITS... man. guy 1: But I can't tell if she likes me! guy 2: I know, she's really confusing. But at least she's hot! 3) Can be very witty and intelligent when she feels like it, and is often found with her nose in a book. "Man, I hope I find an Alicia at Borders because she knows the best books" 4) A beautiful girl whoâ��s smart, honest and gentle, but she can also be aggressive. She likes to make random noises. She has eyes that sparkle under the light and sometimes change colour but are usually green. She loves chocolate. She rarely feels fear, she has rosy cheeks and always seems to have a gorgeous smile on her face. Sheâ��s not afraid of her sexuality. Although her hands always seem to be cold her heart is very warm, and her kiss gives a feeling like no other. alicia the most beautiful girl in the world! Her boyfriend really cares about her. 5) Alicia is such a smart, beautiful, and most-importantly a breathtaking young lady. She's the love of my life and I don't know where I would be in this cold world without her. I love her and I don't think she will ever realize my true feelings for her. I need her in my arms at every second. I would love to feel her warm, soft lips against my own. God she makes me so hard. Her body has perfect curves and the most beautiful breasts and butt I have ever laid my eyes on. I need her more than she will ever realize. She is such a great friend, the most beautiful person ever born, and the only one with a heart of gold- an angel. Mark: looks alicia straight in the eyes I love you are you ready for this ? *alicia breathes heavily Alicia: Ive never been so sure of anything in my life I just want you Mark: I want you to know that you mean everything to me and this means more to me than just fracking Alicia: I don't give a frack, just keep going ! Mark: you don't care that I love you for more than just your body ? Alicia: No, I just want to frack dammit ! now shut up and screw me. Mark: I dont think I can do this now, you just broke my heart, don't you have feelings for me ? Alicia: I just wanna frack. Mark: B-But I-I-I love you. Alicia: what don't you understand about shutting up and sticking your rod where it belongs ? Mark: well its different now that it doesnt have meaning Alicia: FINE ! I'll just fine a different frack buddy then ! (And quite possibly my very favorite.....) 6) a big fat nob who likes it up the bum repeatedly. she likes to spank small children using a butter coated wooden spoon. she prowls the streets at night fully naked. DO NOT TRUST HER! Woman 1: did you hear about that alicia attack yesterday? woman 2: oh yeah, i hear those things are vicious.


2/8/2010 2:00:27 PM From: mercury LMAO!


2/8/2010 2:03:12 PM From: Chi I did. It was pretty spot on


2/8/2010 6:42:57 PM From: eddo Eddo: the coolest guy around of course. If your not hanging with Eddo your not cool... and if your not cool you suck...and sucking .. sucks. So don't be a sucker. If you were walking down the street with me and people saw you with me, they would think your cool. (added by an Eddo, but not me, lol) Eddie: 1. comes from the word Edward, Eduardo, Edwardo, Edwin. But there are the lucky few who only have the name Eddie. Usually referred to as a guys name. Eddie's are usually very nice, pretty attractive, love sex, love making people laugh, very smart and usually strive for the hardest things in life. They are the perfect guys to date and have an insane amount of friends. Becky: OMG guess who I went on a date with last night!! Sue: Who?!?!? Becky: Eddie!! Sue: LUCKYYY 2. The biggest gangsta around. One who has a huge dick. He's good looking, buff as hell, and is a thug. Blonde: Did you see that guy who just passed by? Brunette: I know, he looked like an eddie. 3. the absolute best guy ever all the girls wanted the guy that was eddie 4. Extreamly hot and sexy person Wow, I am attracted to you because you are such an Eddie! 5. The coolest, nicest, sexiest, funnest dude to be around! My homies an Eddie, watch out foo 6. Used to describe something bad ass. Eddie refers to 70's and 80's American rock singer-songwriter Eddie Money. If something is referred to as Eddie it is therefore "Money". That shit was eddie.


2/9/2010 7:37:41 AM From: Kethria 1. katherine angel, a princess, your boo, someone special to you, and a perfect person you're such katherine princess boo angel sweetheart cutie 2. katherine 628 up, 151 down rather awesome outstanding name for a girl hey, wait up Katherine! (to cool girl in the crowd) 3. Katherine Alternate spelling of popular girl's name Catherine/Kathryn. 4. Extremely good song by Chicago based alternative rock band Kill Hannah. Daisy wishes her name was Katherine so she could pretend the Kill Hannah song was written about her. 5. katherine smart with life, always living for whats ahead of her. dont let the cute face fool you, she can be naughty when you trigger her& great in bed. you will never forget her.. beautiful in her own way, yet insecure about herself. always laughing her heart out, yet doesnt take life too seriously. be loyal to her and she will show you the same respect back. be a bitch& she will destroy you with just words. great person to be with, take a katherine as soon as you find her. wowww wishhh my gurllll wass aaa katherineeeee


2/9/2010 11:25:35 PM From: DarkCrow WENDY ~a hillbilly themed prostitute. did u see that wendy on the corner downtown ~A slang name for cannabis, originating in the South-East of England. Sprung from the need for another female name for the illegal variant of 'Carol'. (See 'Carol' for more clarification.) "You gonna get some Wendy for that party on Friday?" Sniff Sniff "Is Wendy here?" ~n. Fellatio. To preform an orally sexual acts during The Wendy William's Show. Originated from the popular day time talk show host, Wendy Williams. Hey, It's 3:45. I'm ready for my wendy... while watching wendy. ~Alternative word for female genitailia. "Look, her skirt is so short you can see her wendy!" ~A woman's private parts. Named because of the shape made by her thighs and gash kind of looks like a W. Girl 1: What you up to? Girl 2: Just getting ready for my date tonight. Girl 1: Don't forget to put glitter on your Wendy.


2/9/2010 11:38:27 PM From: MrsK Oh this is so not pretty: 1. candy 906 up, 185 down buy candy mugs, tshirts and magnetsn. 1. euphamism for sex 2. something (usually flashy like a lure) used to get sex 3. drugs, particularly cocaine, crack, or E 1. Hey little girl, want some candy? 2. Hey little girl, want some candy? 3. Hey little girl, want some candy? 2. candy 359 up, 94 down buy candy mugs, tshirts and magnetsCode word for the club drug known as ecstacy. 3. candy 432 up, 186 down buy candy mugs, tshirts and magnetsa sweet food made of 100% sugar that children love to eat "Like stealing candy from a baby..." 3. candy 432 up, 186 down buy candy mugs, tshirts and magnetsa sweet food made of 100% sugar that children love to eat "Like stealing candy from a baby..." And I think there's more.