6/29/2009 10:15:46 PM From: MrsK Me - A file, last years perscriptions, and a moldy snickers bar.
Merc - a one hitter, paint brushes, cheese from Riley.
Feck - bits of leather and lace, a broken-off heel, nipple clamps (Ads of course)
Ali - A United States Road Atlas, some snowballs, Eddo's binoculars.
Eddo - Crumpled Burritto wrappers, naked pics of several Jungle Women, rations and a thermal blanket.
I'm not very good at these. Someone else give it a shot.
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6/30/2009 8:50:30 AM From: Chi I had a cute, semi-big brown purse that the handle just broke recently. My bf called it my 'granny purse' because he said it was so big (it was not.) Now I have a cute smaller one, but all the junk I carry around doesn't fit
Anyhow -
Me: My wallet, hand lotion, sunglasses, gum, tissue, pen, make-up bag, cell phone & keys. Funny, because that's exactly the same things Lance & Ricky carry around in their murses....
Feck: A mini whip, handcuffs, a few feathers and a garter.
IWS: Handcuffs, local donut joint punch card.
Eddo: Pictures of Alyssa, Taco Bell coupons and supplies when he stakes outside Ali's window.
Emkay: Baby oil to make her hump shimmer and eye drops for her weepy eye.
Hugo: Sheep feed. |  |
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| 6/30/2009 9:34:23 AM From: emkay64 I don't carry a purse or a handbag. Prolly the only female that doesn't. Just a wallet. |  |
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| 6/30/2009 9:35:44 AM From: Feckless Wench Wow! Chi....almost exactly right there....LOL! |  |
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| 6/30/2009 9:36:15 AM From: Feckless Wench LMAO MrsK....has Ad been telling you his secrets again? | |
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6/30/2009 9:58:06 AM From: ImWithStupid For work, I actually do carry a bag. I call it a "murse".
http://www.tacticalresponsegear.com/catalog/images/0408b_01bk.jpg
It's contents are usually, handcuffs, badge, knife, digital camera, digital voice recorder and Glock 23. |  |
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| 6/30/2009 10:04:30 AM From: ImWithStupid ^^^ oh yea. Extra magazing for the Glock. | |
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6/30/2009 10:04:41 AM From: ImWithStupid magazine
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| 6/30/2009 10:06:28 AM From: Hack I only cary crap when I am heading to work... a cell phone which I use as a clock, some ibuprofin and robaxeset for the aches and pains of work, a tube of lanacane for that dry itchy skin you get from pvc and other plastics, smokes, and my wallet that has my bank card. that is usually it, my lunch gets eaten by the crows anyway. |  |
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6/30/2009 10:08:27 AM From: MrsK Awww, poor Hack. Have a sammich.  | |
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| 6/30/2009 11:36:44 AM From: eddo I have a fanny pack, thank you very much. |  |
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6/30/2009 11:51:41 AM From: BCAR Fanny Packs, Kit bags, back packs. All use full tools for guys if you're hunting, hiking, or biking.
But if you need one just to go to the store, well just need to resign your membership in the man club and start dating Chi. |  |
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6/30/2009 12:03:45 PM From: emkay64 http://www.thrillist.com/files/images/3085.jpg
I have this exact bag...without the ghey feather on it...for shlepping stuff if I have to. | |
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| 6/30/2009 12:16:50 PM From: eddo actually I have a backpack for my laptop. I can see the practicality of a fanny pack, but haven't worn one since I was 12 | |
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| 6/30/2009 7:18:59 PM From: MrsK Don't worry Eddo. I too have a fanny pack, but these days I believe they refer to it as "Junk in the Trunk". | |
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| 6/30/2009 8:08:05 PM From: eddo LMAO! | |
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7/1/2009 8:10:30 AM From: mercury I never carry paraphernalia.
I have a Coach that a baby bottle leaked into years ago... that might count as cheese by now, but I'm pretty sure Daniel was the culprit. I do carry a couple journals, several pens and sometimes some watercolor crayons, gel pens or markers, but usually keep the paint brushes out of there - the bristles get all mucked up. Since last week, I've been carrying a Georgia Aquarium backpack, but it's not big enough to handle most of my stuff.... I'm just too lazy to sort through it and clean out my actual purse right now.
Currently the backpack contains: a wallet full of receipts and membership/bank cards, a small leather bag containing cash, bottle caps and a lighter or 2, possibly keys (but they weren't in there last night when we got home... they were hiding in the cooler!), a can of Coppertone SPF 10 spray, a snack bag of nacho cheese Doritos, a package of peanut m&m's, 3 receipts, a parking claim check, a hair tie, a tube of Aquaphor, a pen, a pair of sun glasses and 2 cell phones. |  |
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| 7/1/2009 10:39:51 AM From: Ali Me - my dignity, lip gloss. |  |
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7/1/2009 10:54:56 AM From: BCAR I've got a kit bag I carry hunting or on the ATV if I'm out. The rest of the time I keep it in my truck. Kind of an all purpose WTF type of kit:
Poncho, Large Orange trash bag, candle, lighter, magnesium strip (backup fire starter), multitool, surgical gloves, zip ties, flashlight, toilet paper packs, wet nap packs, insect replelant, insect sting swabs, anibiotic ointment, excedrin, gauze pads and assorted band aids, electrical tape, 100 ft nylon cord, sunscreen and chapstick. And I don't know what the hell else. Basically enough to get you out of a jam. It'll all fit in a small pack pack/ fanny pack if you do it right. | |
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7/1/2009 11:07:58 AM From: MrsK ^Another one with junk in the trunk! Glad I'm not alone!
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7/1/2009 11:17:44 AM From: Ali BCAR is like Survivorman!
If I ever had to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with someone, I pray it's B. | |
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| 7/1/2009 11:29:51 AM From: mercury I thought I was doing good keeping a blanket & jumper cables in my trunk! | |
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7/1/2009 11:41:14 AM From: BCAR I put that together for a hunting trip about 12 years ago and have kept it around ever since.
Actually everybody should keep a good Leatherman or Gerber multitool around with them all the time. Swiss Army knives have a whole bunch of shit that works about half assed, way overated in my book. | |
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| 7/1/2009 11:45:50 AM From: Chi Well I hope you've replaced a lot of that stuff since then, B. 'Cause after 12 years I'm sure a lot of that stuff has gone bad. | |
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7/1/2009 11:48:03 AM From: Ali I've been meaning to buy a multitool for my winter survival kit, but I keep forgetting.
Someday I'll regret not being prepared. | |
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| 7/1/2009 11:48:16 AM From: BCAR Oh yea, gone bad, leaked, melted, got wet, thrown at a skunk, etc. | |
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| 7/1/2009 12:09:22 PM From: MrsK Great, they threw the multitool at the skink, tied it with the nylon rope, then stuffed it in an orange trash bag... Well, at least it wasn't a polar bear. | |
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7/1/2009 12:09:59 PM From: MrsK *skunk
*skank
*skink
Same thing...` | |
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7/1/2009 12:16:52 PM From: Ali MK's bag - Proud member of the ACLU card and a "YES, we can!" pin.
Feck - blister pads from those crazy shoes she wears, pictures of the grandbaby.
Ad - baby powder in case of vinyl chafing.
BCAR - never used housekey and map, free lap dance card at "Titillations" gentleman's club.
eddo - a lock of Alyssa's hair and a picture of a fruit pizza.
hack - some good BC bud he hopes to share with Ali.
merc - a passport, $10,000 cash, sunglasses and a wig in case she decides to finally ditch her crazy life.
jez - Frank's balls...LOL!
Chi - A one way ticket to Hispan that hugo bought her and Clay Aiken's phone number.
hugo - Proud member of the ACLU card and a "YES, we can!" pin - !?!?!?!?!
IWS - a naughty catholic school girl outfit...just in case.
emkay - two loonies and a toonie.
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7/1/2009 12:28:45 PM From: MrsK Chant with Hugo!
*YES WE CAN!* *YES WE CAN!!* *YES WE CAN!!!* | |
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| 7/1/2009 12:31:43 PM From: MrsK I wanna be like IWs and carry a gun to work. Only I don't wanna be a cop. *evil grin* | |
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| 7/1/2009 12:55:49 PM From: BCAR Hugo's obviously working under cover or trying to nail a hippie chick. | |
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7/1/2009 1:23:35 PM From: ImWithStupid From: Ali IWS - a naughty catholic school girl outfit...just in case.
And one for her to wear, too. | |
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7/1/2009 1:25:35 PM From: Ali ^^^ I KNEW IT!!!!
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