| 6/22/2009 8:08:39 AM From: MrsK ... And before you left as CEO of First National Bank.... Did you have any direct retail experience? |  |
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6/22/2009 9:43:28 AM From: Hack are you fracking lazy?
do you think this company owes you a living?
can you speak and read english?
are you trying to get hired in order to get layed off and collect unemployment??
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| 6/22/2009 10:26:40 AM From: MrsK lol! | |
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| 6/22/2009 10:31:18 AM From: eddo My friend eddo is 35, single, and ready to be molded into the man you want him to become. Are you willing to provide nudie pics and possibly move to AZ is selected for this position? |  |
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| 6/22/2009 10:32:21 AM From: eddo Are you willing to protect my sammiches? | |
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6/22/2009 10:36:52 AM From: Hack Eddo is my faveorite.
protect my sammiches dammit. | |
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| 6/22/2009 10:37:19 AM From: Hack doh... - the 'e'e | |
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| 6/22/2009 11:23:29 AM From: Rani Can't think of any but please please please don't torture the poor souls with the "Can you tell me about a time when your retail experience...." I hate those kinds of questions. |  |
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6/22/2009 11:37:11 AM From: MrsK You know what question I HATE more than anything??? "Why did you apply with ABC Company Inc.?"
Well, lets see... BECAUSE I NEEDED A JOB! | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:14:46 PM From: ImWithStupid I hate the, "tell me your best trait" and "now tell me your worst trait". |  |
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| 6/22/2009 12:25:50 PM From: eddo Fold or wad? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:32:50 PM From: eddo Coke or Pepsi? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:34:52 PM From: eddo If a train leaves Boston at 3pm traveling at 35 mph and carrying 3,000 tons of plutonium, and a second train leaves Phoenix at 6pm traveling 110 mph carrying 1,500 tons of c-4 - where will they meet, and for how far will one be able to see the explosion? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:35:27 PM From: eddo Are you possessive of your stapler? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:35:55 PM From: eddo Which character on "The Office" best represents you and why? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:36:14 PM From: eddo If I got stung by a jellyfish, would you pee on me? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:36:50 PM From: eddo GI Joe or Transformers? Prepare a 5 page dissertation explaining why. | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:37:22 PM From: eddo Wou7ld you be willing to alphabetize my turtles? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:37:34 PM From: eddo What's for dinner? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:37:42 PM From: eddo Which hand is the quarter in? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:38:57 PM From: eddo Are you willing to take a bullet for me? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:40:51 PM From: eddo If this building were to catch fire, say from an electrical fire in a faulty coffee pot in the downstairs breakroom next Tuesday at 3:04pm, would you make sure I was ok before saving yourself? Would you run back in to get me a fresh cup of coffee? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:41:17 PM From: eddo Have you ever seen a grown man naked? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:42:08 PM From: eddo I don't like to touch my ass, will you wipe for me? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:42:42 PM From: eddo I'm a massive coke-head. Will you take drug tests for me? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:43:12 PM From: eddo Will you pre-test all my food for me? I think my ex is trying to poison me. | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:43:53 PM From: eddo Hannah Montana or Lizzie Maguire? | |
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6/22/2009 12:45:16 PM From: eddo Who do you think would win in a fight to the purpley death? Barney, or the purple teletubbie?
Would you protect me if they stopped fighting each other and turned on me?
Do you know karate? Are you any good with a bow-staff? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:45:33 PM From: eddo Would you bring me my chapstick if my lips hurt real bad? | |
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6/22/2009 12:46:09 PM From: eddo Are you a liar?
are you lying now?
How do I know? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:47:09 PM From: eddo Are you willing to play Marcia in our annual It's a Very Brady Christmas performance? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:48:13 PM From: eddo Are you willing to get an account at the mothership and then sponsor me a new account? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:48:52 PM From: eddo Are you willing to be flogged everytime the office radio station plays "Margaritaville"? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:50:48 PM From: eddo Would you be willing to use your lunch hour time photoshopping me and my favorite movie stars heads onto porno scenes? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:51:24 PM From: eddo How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:52:01 PM From: eddo If the microwave breaks, will you sit on my popcorn til it all pops? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:52:39 PM From: eddo Did you just fart? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:53:02 PM From: eddo Did I? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:55:16 PM From: eddo Will you laugh at my friend eddo's stupid jokes so I don't have to? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:56:02 PM From: eddo Can I call you Spartacus? | |
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| 6/22/2009 12:56:33 PM From: eddo Are you willing to call me "She-Ra, Princess of Power"? | |
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| 6/22/2009 1:02:24 PM From: eddo Would you consider your boss throwing poop at you a violation of any of our HR policies? | |
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| 6/22/2009 1:40:46 PM From: eddo Do I have anything up my nose? | |
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| 6/22/2009 2:06:19 PM From: Ali I would LOVE to be interviewed by eddo! LMAO! |  |
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6/22/2009 2:08:28 PM From: Ali Ask them what their long term plans are.
To grow within the company would be a good answer. To save up enough money for implants and then never have to work again...not so good. | |
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| 6/22/2009 5:27:41 PM From: MrsK LMFAO@Eddo! | |
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| 6/22/2009 10:08:57 PM From: DarkCrow If you could take out a full page newspaper ad to describe yourself, but you could only use 3 words, what would they be? |  |
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6/22/2009 10:22:36 PM From: Ali ^^^ GREAT idea for a post!  | |
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| 6/22/2009 10:25:13 PM From: ImWithStupid Would, "Big Fukking Cock" get me the job? | |
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| 6/22/2009 10:59:48 PM From: Ali ^^^ I don't know about a retail job, but it would definitely get you my phone number. | |
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| 6/23/2009 12:40:00 AM From: whogo On a serious note, on an entry level position the resume means everything. Find someone who has worked at one place for at least 18 months. | |
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| 6/23/2009 6:25:46 AM From: BCAR One I always use, "I have several resume's that look almost identical to yours. What can you bring the organization that they can't ?" |  |
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| 6/23/2009 6:26:25 AM From: BCAR Then ask if they would be willing to kick back 10% of their take home to you. | |
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| 6/23/2009 7:25:10 AM From: whogo If they are female I always ask about their blow job skills. | |
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| 6/23/2009 10:22:02 AM From: ImWithStupid I just hire the one who has the biggest knockers. | |
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| 6/23/2009 11:36:43 AM From: Rani And what answer to your question, BCAR has impressed you the most? | |
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6/23/2009 12:18:24 PM From: BCAR Two good replies I've had. #1. I don't see anything here I can't handle, and I also don't see anything I can't master in a short amount of time.
#2. I can work well with very little supervision. If I have question I will ask, other than that just point me in the direction you want to go. | |
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| 6/23/2009 12:22:55 PM From: BCAR People that start that, I work well with others, I'm an asset to the team, or use words like synergy, value added, motivated, diversity, or anything with the word "fair" in it get the boot. | |
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| 6/23/2009 12:54:55 PM From: Ali ^^^ I can see just cause for the others, but "motivated"? Why does that word turn you off? | |
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6/23/2009 7:51:30 PM From: Hack that is just too cliche Ali.
I once had an interviewer ask me to define 'integrity' and when I answered "say what you mean and mean what you say" he was unable to understand me so I got long winded on him... the interview lasted 2 hours, longest fricking 2 hours of my life. I got the job anyway, lol | |
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| 6/23/2009 7:54:37 PM From: ImWithStupid Motivated should be a given, not a personal attribute. If you have to say you are motivated, then you obviously feel that it's something you consciously have to put forth and isn't second nature. | |
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| 6/24/2009 12:30:40 PM From: MrsK Most of the applicants were decent folks... One gorl on the other hand was yelling accross the mall to her ride after asking how long the interview would be... I was astounded... | |
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| 6/24/2009 12:33:19 PM From: Hack hire her... she has a sense of urgency about her. | |
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6/24/2009 12:36:54 PM From: MrsK lol! NO WAY! She was pure... I won't use the term for what she is. Let's just say she isn't the right material for our customer base.
I mean, anyone who when asked about their previous employment talks about the time when they were dating this cute guy who later cheated on her, then his exgirlfriend was psycho and stalked her at work, would sit out front and yell nasty nnames at her, and finally she asked her manager to get a restraining order, and he said they couldn't refuse service so she quit...
No, really. I think there is something much better suited to her qualifications. I would hate to keep her from her true calling as a carny. | |
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| 6/24/2009 12:38:43 PM From: MrsK I guess she also expected a man would be interviewing her, because she came in wearin a blouse that I wouldn't wear in my own bedroom it was damned low cut. It revealed an EXTREMELY ugly tattoo. | |
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| 6/24/2009 1:02:49 PM From: Hack don't diss the carneys... but an ugly tattoo is unforgivable | |
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| 6/24/2009 1:09:17 PM From: Chi ghetto... |  |
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| 6/24/2009 1:23:59 PM From: MrsK Ok, then I wouldn't want to keep her from a very promising career in the escort industry. | |
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| 6/24/2009 1:24:58 PM From: MrsK Ah! I knew there was something else about her I was forgetting. She wanted to make sure the schedule would not interfere with her clubbing schedule. | |
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| 6/24/2009 2:06:35 PM From: Chi Great priorities she has there. | |
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| 6/24/2009 2:08:53 PM From: MrsK YEP! | |
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| 6/24/2009 2:09:17 PM From: MrsK And this poor soul is raising a child... | |
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| 6/24/2009 2:17:57 PM From: Chi Poor kid. Her priorities should be getting a job, any decent job, and taking care of her kid. Not what drama she can get herself into, how many cute guys she can get or to live her life around her clubbing schedule. | |
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6/24/2009 3:06:12 PM From: Ali Aren't welfare recipients required to apply for a certain number of jobs per month?
She was probably just trying to meet her quota. | |
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| 6/25/2009 5:31:45 AM From: BCAR I find it disturbing that in this day and age people are being denied employment because of their looks. | |
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6/25/2009 8:03:03 AM From: emkay64 "If you were a fruit what kind would you be?"
seriously at one interview though....the guy asked how many days were acceptable to miss in a year...I thought it was a great question.
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and don't take a sip of the boss's juice smoothee.....sheesh....talk about overeaction!! My hair never grew back in that spot. |  |
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6/25/2009 12:34:14 PM From: Hack what spot is that exactly? and what were you doing to get the job?
**mildly interested** | |
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6/25/2009 8:08:15 PM From: MrsK LMAO@Hack!
You are absolutely right BCAR. I am going to forward you her resume. Everything on it is centered in the middle of the page, just like a poem. | |
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| 6/25/2009 8:10:21 PM From: MrsK You should give her a shot! | |
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| 6/25/2009 9:05:28 PM From: emkay64 I'll never tell Hack... | |
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