| 10/3/2008 1:47:23 PM From: Ali When a guy won't pick up his clothes, pees all over the toilet seat, and drinks the milk out of the carton and then puts it back in the fridge empty which causes us to yell at him, we "must be having our period". |  |
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| 10/3/2008 1:57:45 PM From: emkay64 If I say I don't like SP...I must wana fuk Obama. |  |
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| 10/3/2008 1:58:18 PM From: emkay64 If I say the environment needs some attention...I'm a left wing idiot. | |
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| 10/3/2008 1:59:49 PM From: emkay64 If I say I don't want a boob job...I'm losing my womanhood. | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:00:29 PM From: eddo breaking up with a man (particularly me) makes you a pshycho bitch. |  |
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| 10/3/2008 2:02:30 PM From: Ali If I close the blinds on my window at night...I'm a heartless witch. | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:03:14 PM From: emkay64 ^^^If I don't break up with you, but just masterbate outside your bedroom window...does that make me psycho....just checking. | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:03:21 PM From: Ali If I date a blue collar worker or a biker - I'm an irresponsible slut. | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:03:26 PM From: mercury when we have strong opinions we are "militant" |  |
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| 10/3/2008 2:03:45 PM From: emkay64 Eddo...Ali...whoever may answer... | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:04:37 PM From: Ali Em - if you're a woman, you are psycho. If you're a man you're an opportunist. | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:04:44 PM From: mercury I must be having a constant period :P | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:05:55 PM From: MrsK When we realize a guy is a loser and break up with him, we're psycho ex girlfriends... |  |
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| 10/3/2008 2:06:33 PM From: emkay64 Oh Merc that's called chronic menstruation. I know this because I councilled many women by helping them to see that menstruation is a choice...you just need strong will power to overcome it :P Oh yeah....and I cried too.... | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:07:30 PM From: Ali If I grow older naturally, don't opt for thousands of dollars worth of plastic surgery and look a bit stern...I'm Hillary Clinton. | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:07:59 PM From: mercury if we don't put make up on everyday or put on a few pounds we are "letting ourselves go" | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:08:08 PM From: Ali Em..LMFAO!!! | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:08:34 PM From: mercury lmao @ em | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:09:43 PM From: emkay64 If I don't feel like taking it up the ass....apparently "I'm renigging on the conditions of a bet"....whatever! | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:09:45 PM From: Ali If I read a moronic piece of text on the internet written by a misogynistic jackhole and don't immediately accept it as gospel...I'm illiterate. | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:12:10 PM From: emkay64 ^^^Wrong...you are then a piece of gutter trash...apparently you can't get much lower... | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:12:16 PM From: Ali If I go for a man just because he's got money...I'm a gold digger. Or wait...am selective, responsible and doing my vagina homework? I get confused. | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:13:16 PM From: mercury if I use my experience to make a point, I'm not facing facts. | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:13:55 PM From: mercury if I can't collect child support, I must have fracked a construction worker.... or a lawyer. | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:16:24 PM From: MrsK ^Tough call merc | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:17:15 PM From: MrsK If I am not married by the age of thirty, I am past my expiration date. | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:17:29 PM From: MrsK If I am not married by the age of thirty, I am past my expiration date. | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:19:35 PM From: emkay64 ....I'm crying a little just typing this.... | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:19:36 PM From: BCAR ^^^^ Yep I agree ^^^^^^ Oh and that's for all of them. |  |
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| 10/3/2008 2:19:56 PM From: eddo Emkay, re: masturbating outside my bedroom window: Am I allowed to video tape it, or at minimum, watch? Are my friends allowed to come watch as well? This will affect the answer. | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:21:05 PM From: emkay64 Sure...bring em' all...I'm a real showman...showoman...whatever! | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:21:46 PM From: BCAR Best bet Eddo, just close the blinds and get a beer. You'll be better off. | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:23:09 PM From: emkay64 Awww BCAR don't be a hater. I'll come back to your window too. Sheesh...you're so posessive. | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:27:11 PM From: Ali If I throw an onion at BCAR's head and he winds up with a three day long concussion...I'm an attempted murderer. | |
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| 10/3/2008 2:30:19 PM From: mercury I think that makes you someone with a damn good arm ;o) | |
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| 10/3/2008 3:49:55 PM From: MrsK Or one really hard onion... | |
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| 10/3/2008 5:52:55 PM From: Chi Women are whores, sluts, skanks, etc. if they date around. Yet men are studs, the man, playing the field, not ready to settle down if they do the same. |  |
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| 10/3/2008 5:57:11 PM From: Chi When we want equal pay for doing the same work or more work than a man, we are being demanding feminist bitches. | |
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| 10/3/2008 6:03:11 PM From: mercury if we don't earn a paycheck, but instead work full time raising our children and caring for our home we're not "contributing". | |
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| 10/3/2008 6:17:56 PM From: Chi If you are not interested in a guy, you are stuck up. | |
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| 10/3/2008 6:20:52 PM From: Chi If you don't want to go too fast in a relationship, you are a prude. If you sleep with a guy too soon, you are a whore and can't get respected by that guy even though he slept with you and has sex "too soon", too. | |
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| 10/3/2008 6:21:22 PM From: Chi *had not has | |
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| 10/3/2008 6:25:17 PM From: mercury if you're in a bar, but not looking for a hook-up, you're a tease. | |
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| 10/3/2008 6:26:57 PM From: mercury if you like to present your "best" self, you're trying to snag a man. | |
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| 10/3/2008 6:34:56 PM From: Ali If a man drills you with personal questions, he's being "inquisitive and enlightening", if you turn the tables on him...you're "heartless, mean and have a giant chip on your shoulder". | |
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| 10/3/2008 6:37:41 PM From: mercury if you turn down an opportunity for sex, you're frigid. | |
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| 10/3/2008 6:38:05 PM From: mercury if you don't turn down an opportunity for sex, you're a nympho. | |
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| 10/3/2008 6:39:18 PM From: MrsK If you like porn you are a whore, if you hate porn you are a right wing religious nut. | |
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| 10/3/2008 6:39:55 PM From: Ali We are supposed to attain full knowledge of a man's earning potential, criminal record, tax records, relationship with his mother and how he has treated all previous girlfriends before getting serious with him. However if we were to ask him all of those details on the first few dates...we would be "desperate, demanding, nosey and psycho". | |
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| 10/3/2008 6:40:39 PM From: sk8r i think that about covers it.. i cant think of anymore... |  |
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| 10/3/2008 6:40:47 PM From: MrsK If you walk casually down the street, you must want every passing man to whistle at you. | |
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| 10/3/2008 6:41:04 PM From: mercury ^^don't forget gold digging. | |
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| 10/3/2008 6:41:31 PM From: mercury that was for Ali's last one. | |
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| 10/3/2008 6:41:38 PM From: Rani If you stand up for your values your a bitch. |  |
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| 10/3/2008 6:42:17 PM From: MrsK If you are in college trying to b etter yourself, you are looking for an MRS degree. | |
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| 10/3/2008 6:43:01 PM From: Rani If you choose not to leave your husband because he cheated on you, you really are not a woman. | |
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| 10/3/2008 6:44:35 PM From: Rani but if you leave him you are an evil physco bitch to make him pay child support. | |
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| 10/3/2008 6:46:46 PM From: Ali Damn rani, that was a good one. I tip my hat to thee. | |
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| 10/3/2008 6:51:29 PM From: Ali If I put up with a beer guzzling, liberal hating, waffle eating, polar bear hunting, sheep fukking old Texan...I'm Walter. hee hee | |
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| 10/3/2008 6:52:16 PM From: mercury hi walter! :O) | |
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| 10/3/2008 6:57:02 PM From: sk8r lmao @Ali. | |
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| 10/3/2008 9:25:01 PM From: Rani I am learning Ali, me thinks you have been teaching me very well. | |
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| 10/4/2008 6:48:08 AM From: PapaBryant And about half the time men make these statements, they are hitting the nail on the head. And about half the time they aren't. |  |
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| 10/4/2008 7:37:18 AM From: Ali PB - some women may in fact live up to these statements. I won't deny that. 50% of the time you could be right but that means the other 50% of the time you are wrong. I gotta tell you, it really sucks to constantly be lumped into that lesser 50% simply because I have tits. It gets damn old after awhile. | |
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| 10/4/2008 8:21:14 AM From: PapaBryant I don't doubt it Ali - remember I get the same from the ladies. I don't lie to women, yet ALL men are liars and since I'm a man.... Point is the bad guys (or in this case bad girls) make life hard on the good guys/gals. Stereotyping then becomes a defense mechanism; every woman has that "a man done her wrong" story, and I have my "a woman done me wrong" story myself. Are we going to suck it up and get over it, or are we going let it influence the next relationship? Experience and observation tells me most women let it influence their relationship to a far greater degree than men do, but both sides are guilty and men are perhaps a bit more coldblooded about it. | |
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| 10/4/2008 8:36:07 AM From: mercury be a "good lay" and you'll never have problems in your relationship. | |
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| 10/4/2008 9:03:11 AM From: mercury if you like your men younger than yourself, you're a "cougar". if you like them older than yourself you're a "trophy". | |
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| 10/4/2008 10:41:05 AM From: Ali PB - absolutely. It's not a one-sided street at all and I know women who love to make man bashing a habit and even a sport. I agree with everything you said except that you think women let these experiences influence their relationships to a far greater extent than men do. I would say based on my experience, it's an equal number. What I've learned over the years is that women tend to hold a grudge against the opposite sex when they feel their heart has been violated in a divorce/breakup. Men hold an equally strong grudge after a divorce/breakup, not so much when they're emotions have been hurt but when their pocketbooks have taken a hit. | |
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| 10/4/2008 2:31:23 PM From: Rani Men do not care if you have a brain but if you know how to shoot a gun, they respect you. | |
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| 10/4/2008 2:41:33 PM From: Rani And you are really stupid when you have the 69 and miss it. | |
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| 10/5/2008 3:28:30 AM From: doheney whahahaha! dork! ;D |  |
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| 10/5/2008 8:32:14 AM From: Feckless Wench Not wanting to have sex....frigid |  |
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| 10/5/2008 8:33:00 AM From: Feckless Wench Wearing flat shoes....lesbian | |
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| 10/5/2008 8:37:18 AM From: mercury ^^ I must be the gayest thing going. step aside, BDAZ. | |
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| 10/5/2008 8:40:15 AM From: Ali Big boobs automatically make us a bimbo who would never turn down sex with even the sloppiest drunk at the bar. | |
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| 10/5/2008 8:42:57 AM From: mercury and having small boobs makes us un-womanly, and we should be happy with the sloppiest drunk, because what man would want her when he's sober? | |
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| 10/5/2008 8:53:25 AM From: Ali Isn't it funny how our breast size tells people so much about us without us ever saying a word? | |
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| 10/5/2008 9:55:52 AM From: Rani Isn't it though! or the size of our ASS. | |
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| 10/5/2008 9:34:09 PM From: eddo if the lady in the picture had bigger boobs, she wouldn't be walking... | |
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| 10/5/2008 9:55:05 PM From: hugo She is walking on the stuck up bitch side of the road, not the whore side of the road. | |
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| 10/5/2008 9:55:56 PM From: hugo She'll be lucky if a sloppy drunk picks her up. | |
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| 10/6/2008 7:47:40 AM From: Ali ^^^^ Looks like her only hope is if hugo decides to take a joyride. :P | |
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| 10/6/2008 1:50:41 PM From: wildbob Whenever I open my mouth I'm a dumbass | |
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| 10/6/2008 1:52:24 PM From: mercury but whenever you let your fingers type, you're hilarious ;o) | |
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| 10/7/2008 7:39:02 AM From: timesjoke I just think it is funny most of this is self-serving man hating crap.........So you claim to be upset your lumped into the "radicaL female" description and yet you pull something like this proving my point, I just love it. Anyway, around 95% of this is twisted or taken out of context to get some kind of pitty party from your bruised feelings but I want to comment on one part, you guys seem to take special hurt feelings from my points of dating shitty men...........My point was always the complete picture, not any one aspect like a job, this I said at least 5 or 6 times but your still ignore most of my comment and only focus down on the parts you believe will get you some pity........Well if that is all you want (pity) you prove my point for me, lol..........By the way, I agree the sexual double standard is wrong, if men can enjoy recreational sex without public stains then women should be able too, I have never said otherwise, my only point was women should be careful about the kind of guy she "MAKES A BABY WITH". Is that really asking too much? Is birth control with a complete stranger a completely out of bounds request?......Sometimes I wonder. |  |
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| 10/7/2008 8:50:19 AM From: Aery If we're assertive, we're a bitch. |  |
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| 10/7/2008 8:51:25 AM From: MrsK I don't think anyone here has bruised feelings or is looking for pitty, hell we aren't even bashing men. We are simply A. Having some fun (Gods forbid we laugh right?) B. Pointing out some interesting clashes. Lastly, you still dont get it do you? "women should be careful about the kind of guy she "MAKES A BABY WITH". Is that really asking too much? Is birth control with a complete stranger a completely out of bounds request?......Sometimes I wonder." You are STILL holding women more responsibel for men. YOU are contributing to the double stadard. | |
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| 10/7/2008 8:52:20 AM From: MrsK "...more resposible THAN men" not for men. | |
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| 10/7/2008 8:58:58 AM From: timesjoke Is it your body that ends up pregnent or not, I am confused here because you spend a lot of time making excuses and blaming others for things you have 100% control over. Your body, take control of it, why rely on a man to do what you can do 100 times better? As many of you keep saying, your the ones stuck, so if your the one stuck, you take steps...........As I keep saying, who ever promised you that life was fair? | |
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| 10/7/2008 9:03:33 AM From: Ali "twisted my words" "taken out of context" "not reading it correctly" blah, blah, blah. Who here is the one refusing to be held accountable? | |
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| 10/7/2008 9:17:14 AM From: timesjoke ^^^You, I refuse to be held accountable fhr what I never said. I never said things like all women are sluts, you have to insert that kind of thing to give you excuses to attack me. | |
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| 10/7/2008 11:50:18 AM From: Ali ^^ Don't put words in MY mouth. Please direct me to the comment where I claim you specifically said "all women are sluts". | |
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10/7/2008 1:47:41 PM From: timesjoke Ask and you receive****10/3/2008 2:03 1 PM From: Ali If I date a blue collar worker or a biker - I'm an irresponsible slut.*****This comes directly from our other thread where we were talking about women selecting bad men. You put words in my mouth all the time, you use it as an excuse to blow up but like here, I never said woman were sluts, in fact I never said anythign about blue collar workers either, you make all this stuff up. | |
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| 10/7/2008 2:00:28 PM From: MrsK TJ - stop crying like a little girl and BE ACCOUNTABLE for what you said. Because I can go back and quote EXACTLY what you said about construction workers and lawyers dear, and guess what? It sounds the same no matter how you read it. | |
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| 10/7/2008 2:02:42 PM From: eddo TJ, did you not grasp that this post is saturated with sarcasm? | |
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| 10/7/2008 2:04:22 PM From: mercury apparently not. maybe he's not quite as smart as he likes to think he is. | |
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| 10/7/2008 2:21:19 PM From: timesjoke 10/7/2008 2:02:42 PM From: eddo TJ, did you not grasp that this post is saturated with sarcasm?*****Read MrsK's comment above yours and tell me again this is not directed at me......MrsK, 'sounds the same' is not the same. Your inserting meanings I never made and then assigning words to your inserted meanings. I clearly was saying a careful examination of the factors like employment should be considered before making a child with the guy. My point about construction workers as stated was that they could work under the table and escape their child support obligations. I never meant that as the 'only' thing to consider, just as one element. Do you not agree that under the table working can be a problem for women trying to obtain support owed them? | |
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| 10/7/2008 2:27:52 PM From: eddo well yeah, that post was aimed at you. read the other 80+ replies in here before you brought your soapbox in and started preaching at everyone. We were all having fun with this post and the humor and satire involved in it. Then came you... | |
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10/7/2008 3:22:07 PM From: eddo ^^last two replies likely confused by the intermingling of the words "post" and "reply" This whole page is a "post" (and what I was referring to as being saturated with sarcasm.) Each of our comments are "replies" (which, TJ, I think you thought I was referring to.) Read the Jungle Dictionary for further clarification.  | |
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| 10/7/2008 3:22:58 PM From: eddo http://2thejungle.com/postview.asp?itemnumber=1887 | |
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| 10/7/2008 5:25:01 PM From: Ali My comment was not a direct quote of you stating "all women are sluts". That wasn't putting words into your mouth, it was taking one of your stupid machismo theories and applying it to the real world. Purposely altering a direct quote from you and claiming it was stated verbatim that way would be putting words in your mouth. Telling you your fukked up laws and standards are ridiculous and making light of them...totally legal here. And if you had a shred of humor in you, you wouldn't get your panties in a wad over being misrepresented...which you aren't. | |
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10/7/2008 7:31:50 PM From: Ali Let me give you a little insight about how we roll here, TJ. Unless someone is intentionally misquoting (notice the "quote" you and claiming that's what you stated verbatim, there is no need to throw around your tampons in a big mentstrual hissy fit while whining about how you are the victim of some perceived cruel misrepresentation. We don't typically play that way. We will, however, take your comments/opinions/dumbass theories apart and poke fun at them. The members of this site relish humor, sarcasm and making each other look like asses from time to time and we're not about to change our style just because you want to sit in the corner and pout about how you're being treated. If you weren't so entrenched in being such an insufferable know-it-all, you might see that there is a lot of fun to be had at this site. Unfortunately I don't see you making any effort to adapt to our playground anytime soon, so I guess we will continue to sit back and laugh hysterically at you while you attempt to "enlighten" us with your archaic, patriarchal, bland, dogmatic, misogynistic, pompous views. In other words, you're a real fukking buzzkill. | |
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| 10/7/2008 7:34:06 PM From: Ali *** menstrual | |
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| 10/7/2008 7:35:16 PM From: mercury or in jungle lingo: "you have a sore vagina." | |
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| 10/7/2008 7:37:31 PM From: mercury thick skin = mandatory requirement. if you don't have it, you might want to stop by wal-mart and see if they have some in stock. | |
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| 10/7/2008 7:38:23 PM From: Ali ^^^ yeah. And having a sore vagina is a hell of a lot worse than having an irresponsible one. | |
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| 10/7/2008 7:47:56 PM From: Rani I have had a sore irresponsible vagina a time or two, damn thing has a mind of its own. | |
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| 10/7/2008 8:32:14 PM From: eddo I've made a vagina or two sore in my time... dammit, no I haven't... | |
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| 10/8/2008 5:20:54 AM From: MrsK Oh but you underestimate yourself Eddo. | |
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| 10/8/2008 5:21:31 AM From: MrsK "...there is no need to throw around your tampons in a big mentstrual hissy fit..." ROFL! | |
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| 10/13/2008 6:59:28 AM From: Hack yep, this is the thread that got me hooked |  |
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| 10/13/2008 7:00:07 AM From: Feckless Wench Care to elaborate? ^^^^ LOL! | |
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| 10/13/2008 7:09:09 AM From: Hack it was the laughter and the fun... something that is hard to come by on that other site | |
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| 10/13/2008 11:03:24 AM From: Chi "If we're assertive, we're a bitch" Amen to that! Just add combative to that. I'd just earned that prestige with BCAR and Eddo- woohoo! | |
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| 10/13/2008 11:05:37 AM From: eddo oh brother... ... ... | |
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